Miracles Will Only Exist In Dreams.

Tara.
17. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. (Predictably Australian, right?)
I'm a twin but if one more person asks me what it's like I'll throw them off the Empire State Building in nothing but a fedora. (Don't doubt me)
Life's a bitch but I'm friends with her sister.
ProudAustralian.
:)

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yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(Source: 4gifs, via gnarly)

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

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jaesama:

guys with sleeve tattoos wearing dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up. fuck man.

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muerteconleche:

What
abrekazam:

derples:

beesmygod:

thats a really long fox!!

ummm if you’ll notice the fox part on the left has front legs and the fox on the right has hind legs :) That’s eight legs :) obviously this is a spider not a fox :)
~follow for more science facts~

that went exactly where it should not have.

abrekazam:

derples:

beesmygod:

thats a really long fox!!

ummm if you’ll notice the fox part on the left has front legs and the fox on the right has hind legs :) That’s eight legs :) obviously this is a spider not a fox :)

~follow for more science facts~

that went exactly where it should not have.

(Source: phototoartguy, via icameouttohaveagoodthyme)

unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING
well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING

well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

(Source: thequeenmaureen, via icameouttohaveagoodthyme)

thingsthatsuckass:

dantrium:

Wtf is going on here?

WELL im no professional… but… it would appear…. that someone………has…. soiled their pants…..

thingsthatsuckass:

dantrium:

Wtf is going on here?

WELL im no professional… but… it would appear…. that someone………has…. soiled their pants…..

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textpoops:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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tylerchokely:

Who’s tyleroakley

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forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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